Thursday, February 3, 2011

Things I Ate Today

1) "Breakfast" Pizza. A disgusting frozen piece of gravy and cheese and questionable chunks of meat.

2) Arroy Thai. Grease and oil covered vegetables with questionable chunks of chicken.

3) Steak-Out. Yes, that's right, steak delivered to your door while you're busy watching Mean Girls (read: reciting the Mean Girls script along to the DVD). I opted for the burger. Came with a questionable baked potato.

4) At least five thousand M&Ms. Chocolate-covered cherry flavored = questionable. I want to die. Why the hell do I eat like this?

I'll upload pictures of my vomit by request. You can probably expect someone to do it for you since so many people read my blog, so don't even bother. In fact, why the hell did you just read this dumb post about my terrible diet? Go read a real blog and eat some carrots or something.

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