"Snowpocalypse"

Hooray a blog post about the weather, I bet you're so excited.

So there's this snowpocalypse crap going on outside according to Facebook. Thank god for social networking, I might have completely missed the fact that we're getting a snow hurricane without your status about it.

Look at that hot mess - 2100 miles of fail. I live in metro-east St. Louis which is basically the armpit of the country. Right now it's a frozen armpit, because that map doesn't really talk about the freaking ice tornado that we got today.

I hate snow. My life is so difficult. 

On the plus side, I work for a public school district (student teacher = unpaid intern of the public school) so I've gotten a couple days off. We were dismissed two hours early on Monday. The administration tried to keep it a secret so naturally every student knew within fifteen minutes. All this accomplished was to make all the kids freak out. Great, let's get a bunch of 16-18 year olds excited and then have them all get in their iced-up cars and release them upon an unsuspecting population. I went ahead and waited an hour because a high school parking lot five minutes after the last bell is like hell on earth. Add ice and snow day excitement to the mix and you've created a monster.

I did absolutely nothing today which is probably why this post sucks. Since this blog post is already complete crap, I won't bother with transitions. Who came up with "snowpocalypse?" It's really creative, I'd like to buy them a drink. Nope, I'm not writing a conclusion either.

update: I got three snow days from this mess. I cleaned my room, bought a new outfit, and probably gained about 15 pounds.