Scary things

This is a list of things that scare me:

1. Zombies
2. Being eaten by zombies
3. Living in a world where everyone is dead except for me
4. Being hopelessly, desperately alone
5. Being stuck with a really annoying person that I don't like during a zombie apocalypse, like Katy Perry
6. Seeing a loved one as a zombie
7. Being eaten by a loved one who is a zombie
8. Being eaten by a loved one who is not a zombie
9. Having to run away from zombies all the time
10. Being attacked by zombies while I'm doing something that makes me especially vulnerable, like sleeping or pooping or taking a shower
11. Being turned into a zombie after having been attacked while doing one of those abovementioned things. I want to look nice when I get zombified. I may be a flesh-eating dead thing; but I want to at least be a well-dressed flesh-eating dead thing. When I am trying to eat the protagonists from another zombie apocalypse story, I don't want to be that zombie that everyone makes fun of because I had the misfortune of getting zombified while my pants were around my ankles.
12. Clowns

 

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